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Zharg provides investment advice, military training, currency trading facilities, gardening tips and credit default swaps for those with a suitably low IQ and plenty of hard cash. 

Hand Relief Investment Advisors Inc., Zharg

Fresh thinking and guaranteed results for the ultra wealthy and slightly stupid amongst you.

 

Zharg D.I.Y. Invasions  

We show you how to invade a small county such as Berkshire or Kent while you send us cash up front. Large contracts undertaken by our Intergalactic Service.

 

Joe Moron's Horticultural Services

You call Joe in March and he comes round to your place in November and spills weedkiller on your lawn. Even by our standards, this is a misuse of your cash. However, Joe is a great guy and has 566 kids. Interestingly Joe's genitalia resemble a quality root vegetable. Interesting because this is what they are.

 
 

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